#unnngh @ Rihanna, Why Did You Ruin A Perfectly Good Tuxedo Dress?

HONEST TO GOD!

She looks just like “Oh shoot, my luggage got lost and all I had was this jacket, this wig and these heels. Thanks hobo bum for these shades too!”

There you have it Rihanna and her stylists thought her lack of luggage would result in a great fashion moment.

I MEAN SHE MUST HAVE LOST HER LUGGAGE!

Unnnnngh…no love.

They should have styled it similarly to the way it was styled in the Stella McCartney’s Evening Spring lookbook for greater impact. I’m so annoyed because it’s such a nice jacket-dress. I can’t believe she went to do movie interviews in that shittyly styled get-up and those stupid claw nails!

MORE IS MORE…I said it on twitter. Exhibit A.

#unnngh

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#UNNNGH……Tom Ford Beauty

I find it so strange when nakedness is so uber beyond NOT sexy. Especially when it is an approved photograph by Mr. Sexiness himself Tom Ford but here it is and womp womp womp goes my eyes.

Somehow I think these two could have and should have worn clothes since what they are selling I AIN’T BUYING.

Funny, they look like they are selling vodka, gin…a new type of bottle water.

I know this is the brand’s photo aesthetic under Terry Richardson’s photography helm but still.

#UNNNGH

It would bother me if someone complained about this photo...so NOT provocative.

#UNNNGH: Big Gisele Deal

so....

and so…..

 

Gisele is back my ass. I hate it when fashion media becomes just like mainstream media and try to cram nonsense down your brain. Yes, Gisele is a great model. There is no question about her appeal but she gets a campaign every season. Every….how can she be back?  From where, Mars? #unnngh

#UNNNGH: Vicki B, are you cuhrazy? 14000 bucks? No thanks.

Her fashion advisers are not for real? You guys ain't paying the same for this and Hermes?

 
 
I’m SOOO sorry if  I am going to offend her fans in any way but OMFG….give me a break $13, 950 DOLLARS for a brand that is only three years old(if so much) no no no no! I’m paying that for years and years of handicraft coupled with inflation darlings not because you dress great and your husband is a total hunk. No Way.
 

Net-a-Porter I'm disappointed....why you trying to sell her jeans with that overpriced bag?

 
I’m sorry she should have started at half of that. This is encouraging complete foolishness and we will never get rid of the celebrity brands good or bad if you pay that kind of money for a typical navy crocodile bag. Great quality or not do not try to get me sold on your name, thanks.

Here's what you're paying for a gold clasp with Victoria Beckham on it....#unnngh

 Put some years in the industry with the line AND BUILD YOUR BRAND. #thatisall
 

#UNNNGH…..

Totally new and self-indulgent is #unnngh seems to be my new catch phrase and I’m sticking with it cuz it seriously relieves the stress of the “ignoramousness” I see in life.

First ever #unnngh post has to do with this lovely tall person and her RIDICULOUS SMIRK. It drives me nuts.

The Smirk to drive a lady nuts...why the hell do you think that is sexy Karlie?

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